Ada 2 nyong ambon ale n ose ada pencuri ayam.

sblm potong ayam, ale baca mantra 'darah for tanah, bulu for angin, tulang for anjing, daging for beta'.

lalu ose tanya 'beta dapat apa ale?',

ale jawab 'kaki ayam for ose'.

trus ose tanya lagi 'kong yg baca status ini dapat apa ale?',

ale jawab 'tenang ose, masih ada TAI AYAM for orang yg baca cirita ini'

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Buku Yang Bikin Nangis

Suami : Kok nangis Dek?
Istri : Abis baca buku Bang, Bagian akhirnya sedih bgt
Suami : Buku apaan?
Istri : Tuh, buku tabungan Abang :p

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Satu Tetes Dang.

ungke bli bensin...

Ungke:Ko,b​rp bensin 1liter?

Ko:7000 Ungke.....

Ungke:Klo 1/2 liter dank Ko....?

Ko:3500 no....

Ungke:Klo 1 tetes brapa dank Ko..?

Ko:Gratis jo for ngana...

Ungke:Kalo​ bagitu Ko...tetes​ akang jo sampe foolll....​...

:D=))º°˚˚°º≈нåнåн庰˚˚°º≈º=))

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